We tell them we’re just friends.
THAT FRIEND THAT TURNS EVERY SINGLE THING YOU SAY INTO A SEXUAL INNUENDO
why why oh why
temporarily falls in love with people with amazing writing style
my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween
what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
I may be a shitty friend, but I’m your shitty friend.
do you ever see the person you have a crush on do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”
the perks of being a self centered uninteresting teen with skin problems
all i have is this blog and my virginity
if you think my room’s a mess you should see my life
mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: ok
me:
me:
me:
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
employee: next
me:
employee:
me: faints
