morrissarty: cheeky-jackharries: avatar-rokuu: veryscarytwist: how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS what
pbandjily: musicalhogwarts: batdude: in harry potter we don’t say “i love you” we say “LILY TAKE HARRY AND RUN GO I’LL HOLD HIM OFF” which roughly translates to “james potter is better than your sorry ass” and i think that’s beautiful #i don’t care who you ship lily with #but if you try to tell me james never really loved lily #or she /deserved/ to be with someone different #i’ll probably...
Happy Birthday Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, sorry that...
ewwhipster: I hope when Joe Jonas has a kid and they get in argument they bring this up
nishlo: nishlo: CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT DETAILS ARE SKETCHY
jesussbabymomma: jesussbabymomma: is it petsmart or petsmart thanks
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: 3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god” YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
setting realistic goals for my future
tatertotblaine: the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99 the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child
pastalad: pastalad: so this morning my dad said “hey we got some tomatos” and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING
cas-get-into-my-ass: himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough. Demons run when a good man goes to war.
spiritbear: my eyes just welled up with tears omg that’s mark patting martin look at martins face i
natreidess: hypohumper: just when you think chris pine’s eyes can’t squint any further you see this i m p o s s i b l e At this point I think he’s just taking mini-naps
shnks: cedricdigory: conorgaynard: theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com
suchagaymer: jerkidiot: if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.
squareclocks: I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
wikatiepedia: crimsoncamellianeko: forimuchdesiretospeakwithhim: wikatiepedia: from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this oh wow look how sarcastic that looks that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION
iamjayse: thenerdfighterkid: slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers shut up we have a good range of jokes this is our domain
IF ANYONE HAS JOHN GREEN'S REAL TUMBLR LET ME KNOW
fishingboatproceeds: I will let you know if I discover anything.
tears-in-the-tardis: sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’ but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE - Name: cristine - Eye Color: brown - Hair Style/Color: dark brown with a side part and bangs - Height: 5’5” - Clothing style: idk man, whatever i like - Best physical feature: hair? LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE - Your fears: never being happy - Your guilty pleasure: food late at night - Ambitions for the future: be happy somehow, have a good job, family LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS...
abarestorytotell: if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009